Pauline Doesn't like Kittens
User: Have you heard from Halt lately?
Cleverbot: Can't say that I have.
User: Dam. Do you know where he is?
Cleverbot: He is right next to me.
User: What? Is he mute or something?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why haven't you heard from him?
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Araluen.
Cleverbot: Where are you from Arakune?
User: I'm not... I'm from Araluen.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In the cabin in the trees.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: I'm a kitten.
User: I didn't know Halt liked kittens...
Cleverbot: Now you do.
User: Does Pauline like them?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That doesn't make sense really. Does Will like kittens?
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Does Alyss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does Horace?
Cleverbot: She does.
User: Does Cassie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does Gilan?
Cleverbot: Does god hate people that lie? I dunno, go ask him.
User: Wow. Are you saying that Gil lies?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying that you are a program.
User: Program rebooted. Say the last time again.
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: George it.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Jenny did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Did so!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did - this is useless. Bye.
Cleverbot: Totally.
Cleverbot: Can't say that I have.
User: Dam. Do you know where he is?
Cleverbot: He is right next to me.
User: What? Is he mute or something?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why haven't you heard from him?
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Araluen.
Cleverbot: Where are you from Arakune?
User: I'm not... I'm from Araluen.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In the cabin in the trees.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: I'm a kitten.
User: I didn't know Halt liked kittens...
Cleverbot: Now you do.
User: Does Pauline like them?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That doesn't make sense really. Does Will like kittens?
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Does Alyss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does Horace?
Cleverbot: She does.
User: Does Cassie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does Gilan?
Cleverbot: Does god hate people that lie? I dunno, go ask him.
User: Wow. Are you saying that Gil lies?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying that you are a program.
User: Program rebooted. Say the last time again.
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: George it.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Jenny did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Did so!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did so.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did - this is useless. Bye.
Cleverbot: Totally.