Drunkedness
'Hi, me dearest, most wonderfullest, most beautifullest wife, Alanna!
Alanna eyed her husband coldly.
'Hello, George.'
'Dear lass! Come 'ere. I vill entertain vou.'
Alanna was now frowning slightly. George's quick change between accents was rather startling.
Bothe pairs of eyes flicked over to the door way as Aly innocently came walking in. As you do.
'Hi, Ma, Da. Da, where do you want these?' Aly said while holding paper work. She raised one eyebrow at her mothers mad signalling. NO! She seemed to be saying.
'Want these? Since when have I ever wanted that paper work, on that matter. Since when have I ever wanted to become a moble? Did I say that right? Did I say it with enough drama? Saz? Tell me dear lass, how did I go?'
Aly giggled slightly while Alanna frowned even further. George just spun around again.
'Don't frown so, lass of epic beauty! It will give you lines. Then you would not be a lass of epic beauty.'
By now Aly was on the floor rolling with laughter.
George spun around to talk to Aly. Se gulped. Gulp.
'Have you taken your sanity pills lately?' he asked. ''cause you don't sound or look like it.'
Aly sobered up at once while Alanna started giggling in an un-knight-like manner on the floor.\
'OH NO!' George exclaimed. 'My flowering blossom of beauty! You forgot to take yours as well! I shall fetch them for you!'
During this ridiculous speech Alanna had sobered up.
Both women had looked at each other with large grins on their faces, started crying with laughter once more.
After ten minutes of crying, giggling and loud crashes coming from down stairs, George came back looking crestfallen.
'I couldn't find them,' he said. 'I checked everywhere. I checked the toilet, ballroom and bathroom. Did I forget anywhere?'
Aly and Alanna started laughing even harder at this information. He had checked 3/100 rooms for something that didn't even exist.
Alanna managed to stop laughing enough for two seconds to ask him an important question.
'Have you had anything to drink?'
'Of course I have. I've had water…'
Alanna eyed her husband coldly.
'Hello, George.'
'Dear lass! Come 'ere. I vill entertain vou.'
Alanna was now frowning slightly. George's quick change between accents was rather startling.
Bothe pairs of eyes flicked over to the door way as Aly innocently came walking in. As you do.
'Hi, Ma, Da. Da, where do you want these?' Aly said while holding paper work. She raised one eyebrow at her mothers mad signalling. NO! She seemed to be saying.
'Want these? Since when have I ever wanted that paper work, on that matter. Since when have I ever wanted to become a moble? Did I say that right? Did I say it with enough drama? Saz? Tell me dear lass, how did I go?'
Aly giggled slightly while Alanna frowned even further. George just spun around again.
'Don't frown so, lass of epic beauty! It will give you lines. Then you would not be a lass of epic beauty.'
By now Aly was on the floor rolling with laughter.
George spun around to talk to Aly. Se gulped. Gulp.
'Have you taken your sanity pills lately?' he asked. ''cause you don't sound or look like it.'
Aly sobered up at once while Alanna started giggling in an un-knight-like manner on the floor.\
'OH NO!' George exclaimed. 'My flowering blossom of beauty! You forgot to take yours as well! I shall fetch them for you!'
During this ridiculous speech Alanna had sobered up.
Both women had looked at each other with large grins on their faces, started crying with laughter once more.
After ten minutes of crying, giggling and loud crashes coming from down stairs, George came back looking crestfallen.
'I couldn't find them,' he said. 'I checked everywhere. I checked the toilet, ballroom and bathroom. Did I forget anywhere?'
Aly and Alanna started laughing even harder at this information. He had checked 3/100 rooms for something that didn't even exist.
Alanna managed to stop laughing enough for two seconds to ask him an important question.
'Have you had anything to drink?'
'Of course I have. I've had water…'