Australia Day
User: Happy Australia day!
Cleverbot: No he wanted a break from you.
User: Fine then. Happy Araluen day?
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: Up yours!
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Crowley.
Cleverbot: Worms.
User: Your name is Crowley Worms. I never knew that!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW!
Cleverbot: It's not quite ready yet.
User: Damn im waiting for dinner!
Cleverbot: To what question?
User: Just give me the coffee!
Cleverbot: What kind of bot would have my sense of humour?
User: Me! And Gil...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Why do you say such things?
User: Because I'm Halt.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, I don't know if what you said is mean. Hilarious is more like it.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Bien, tu?
User: Tres bien merci. J'ai DESSANDE LA POUBELLE.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I TOOK OUT THE RUBBISH.
Cleverbot: I like the lord of the rings.
User: WELL I LIKE RANGER'S APPRENTICE BETTER!
Cleverbot: Red is a great color.
User: HALT IS A GREATER PERSON.
Cleverbot: What do you like best about halloween?
User: CROWLEY DRESSING UP.
Cleverbot: Kdfja halldfd dd.
User: WHAT THE F WAS THAT?
Cleverbot: You.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes, I DID.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: RIGHT THATS IT BUDDY YOUR GOING TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Cleverbot: I hope I will. And I wish you the same.
User: RIGHT IM BRINGING IN THE BIG GUNS! CROWLEY GET OVER HERE!
Cleverbot: Wow. I didn't know computers could listen to music.
User: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Cleverbot: Then I am condemned to ignorance.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh Yes I Did.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Yes I DID!
User: MY FACE IS UP HERE! NOT DOWN THERE.
Cleverbot: And my face is your face your face your face.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes idid.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Of course I did.
User: ARE YOU A PARROT OR SOMETHING?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: WELL WHY ALL THE REPEATS?
Cleverbot: Because all these inane questions bore me.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. It was a sarcrifice I was willing to make.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: THE ONE WHO KILLS THE OGRE SHALL BE NAMED CHAMPION.
Cleverbot: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
User: WHO SAID THE RYHME DONE THE CRIME!
Cleverbot: You did!
User: WHEN PIGS FLY.
Cleverbot: Pigs do fly.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: *thinks so*.
User: DO YOU KNOW MUMFIE TOO?
Cleverbot: No.
User: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW PIGS FLY?
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Araluen.
Cleverbot: Ok, Arlen it is then.
User: Araluen, not Arlen!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Your face! Bye!
Cleverbot: God will break your nose but just once. But hopefully this once.
Cleverbot: No he wanted a break from you.
User: Fine then. Happy Araluen day?
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: Up yours!
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Crowley.
Cleverbot: Worms.
User: Your name is Crowley Worms. I never knew that!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW!
Cleverbot: It's not quite ready yet.
User: Damn im waiting for dinner!
Cleverbot: To what question?
User: Just give me the coffee!
Cleverbot: What kind of bot would have my sense of humour?
User: Me! And Gil...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Why do you say such things?
User: Because I'm Halt.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, I don't know if what you said is mean. Hilarious is more like it.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Bien, tu?
User: Tres bien merci. J'ai DESSANDE LA POUBELLE.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I TOOK OUT THE RUBBISH.
Cleverbot: I like the lord of the rings.
User: WELL I LIKE RANGER'S APPRENTICE BETTER!
Cleverbot: Red is a great color.
User: HALT IS A GREATER PERSON.
Cleverbot: What do you like best about halloween?
User: CROWLEY DRESSING UP.
Cleverbot: Kdfja halldfd dd.
User: WHAT THE F WAS THAT?
Cleverbot: You.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes, I DID.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: RIGHT THATS IT BUDDY YOUR GOING TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Cleverbot: I hope I will. And I wish you the same.
User: RIGHT IM BRINGING IN THE BIG GUNS! CROWLEY GET OVER HERE!
Cleverbot: Wow. I didn't know computers could listen to music.
User: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Cleverbot: Then I am condemned to ignorance.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh Yes I Did.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Yes I DID!
User: MY FACE IS UP HERE! NOT DOWN THERE.
Cleverbot: And my face is your face your face your face.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes idid.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Of course I did.
User: ARE YOU A PARROT OR SOMETHING?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: WELL WHY ALL THE REPEATS?
Cleverbot: Because all these inane questions bore me.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. It was a sarcrifice I was willing to make.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: THE ONE WHO KILLS THE OGRE SHALL BE NAMED CHAMPION.
Cleverbot: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
User: WHO SAID THE RYHME DONE THE CRIME!
Cleverbot: You did!
User: WHEN PIGS FLY.
Cleverbot: Pigs do fly.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: *thinks so*.
User: DO YOU KNOW MUMFIE TOO?
Cleverbot: No.
User: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW PIGS FLY?
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Araluen.
Cleverbot: Ok, Arlen it is then.
User: Araluen, not Arlen!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Your face! Bye!
Cleverbot: God will break your nose but just once. But hopefully this once.