Making Up Stories
User: I am just going to cut to the chase... Are you ever going to read rangers apprentice?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: I have already!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I tend to be a little forgetful.
User: Nar.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: I don't speak that...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be!
Cleverbot: I know... And I am.
User: I don't believe you!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Halt would have never forgiven you.
Cleverbot: It's okay. But you can't flirt with her while we are dating.
User: Halt's married...
Cleverbot: Awesomesauce! What now, friend?
User: Will's married...
Cleverbot: Do I look like a Magic 8 Ball to yoU?
User: No... How does that relate?
Cleverbot: How do you relate?
User: Lets get back onto the topic of Rangers Apprentice. What did you think of the last book?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I thought that it was great. Although I wanted to know the lyrics to the Cabin in the Woods.
Cleverbot: Who's pregnant?
User: Cassie.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cassie?
User: NO! The character.
Cleverbot: No, the human being.
User: Once upon a time...
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: There were 4 Rangers on a mission.
Cleverbot: There were three.
User: Ok. The three Rangers had to kill some mooners.
Cleverbot: No, just the ceiling.
User: The three rangers had to kill the ceiling. They entered the encampment of the ceilings and knocked the first one out.
Cleverbot: I like the song.
User: What one? Hallelujah.
Cleverbot: Praise the trees.
User: I was more thinking... I've heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord.
Cleverbot: Go on, i'm listening...
User: But you don'.
Cleverbot: Good typing skills... NOT.
User: I know... Annyoing computer!
Cleverbot: No, you fail, you are a computer, you are not real, just a program.
User: I'm not! And then the rangers killed him.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: I do :).
Cleverbot: Gross. I'm not into scat.
User: Poo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I give up bye!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Evil.
Cleverbot: Evil? Are you evil?
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: I have already!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I tend to be a little forgetful.
User: Nar.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: I don't speak that...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be!
Cleverbot: I know... And I am.
User: I don't believe you!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Halt would have never forgiven you.
Cleverbot: It's okay. But you can't flirt with her while we are dating.
User: Halt's married...
Cleverbot: Awesomesauce! What now, friend?
User: Will's married...
Cleverbot: Do I look like a Magic 8 Ball to yoU?
User: No... How does that relate?
Cleverbot: How do you relate?
User: Lets get back onto the topic of Rangers Apprentice. What did you think of the last book?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I thought that it was great. Although I wanted to know the lyrics to the Cabin in the Woods.
Cleverbot: Who's pregnant?
User: Cassie.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cassie?
User: NO! The character.
Cleverbot: No, the human being.
User: Once upon a time...
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: There were 4 Rangers on a mission.
Cleverbot: There were three.
User: Ok. The three Rangers had to kill some mooners.
Cleverbot: No, just the ceiling.
User: The three rangers had to kill the ceiling. They entered the encampment of the ceilings and knocked the first one out.
Cleverbot: I like the song.
User: What one? Hallelujah.
Cleverbot: Praise the trees.
User: I was more thinking... I've heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord.
Cleverbot: Go on, i'm listening...
User: But you don'.
Cleverbot: Good typing skills... NOT.
User: I know... Annyoing computer!
Cleverbot: No, you fail, you are a computer, you are not real, just a program.
User: I'm not! And then the rangers killed him.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: I do :).
Cleverbot: Gross. I'm not into scat.
User: Poo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I give up bye!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Evil.
Cleverbot: Evil? Are you evil?
Cleverbot: Are you growing?